David's definitions

hsdusbatg

HOLY SHIT DUDE U SUCK BAD AT THIS GAME
commonly said by nerds and losers alike

hsdusbatg i am so 1337 u dunno

by David October 20, 2004

mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.

Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.

by David December 2, 2003

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

clowned

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

by david January 19, 2004

General studies

Stupid pointless suck-fest. Sucks so bad it could suck start a land rover.

Dude, im not gonna bother with General studies today, it sucks too much.

by David November 12, 2004

cop it

Australian term, used primarily when playing table soccer. Invoked whenever a memorable or important goal is scored.
Must be delivered menacingly, low pitched and through gritted teeth.
The better the goal, the more forceful and drawn out the phrase has to be

Dave scores goal on Sam.
'Cop-eeeerrrrrrtttttt!'

by David April 4, 2005

chewd

An uncircumsized chode (penis with no shaft)

When My roommate gets drunk he passes out with chewd in hand!

by David March 18, 2004