David's definitions

cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

plan

a litany of complaints

"John Kerry's plan is a litany of complaints." - GWB

by David October 13, 2004

pen/pin

Two words that people from the South of the United States mispronounce the same way. They always mispronounce ''pen'' as ''pin''. That's an incorrect pronunciation. ''pen'' is supposed to have the ''e'' sound in ''pet'' not the ''i'' sound in ''pit''.

Those Southerners have a problem with not distinguishing ''en/in'' and ''em/im'' and pronounce the words ''hem'' and ''him'', and ''pen'' and ''pin'' the same way which are correctly pronounced differently.

by David December 18, 2004

Like

A word commonly used in the secret languge of the Valley Girls.

So, like, I said to him, like, would go out with me, like, 'cause, your like, so dreamy.

by David April 24, 2003

ghettolicious

some1 or somethin thats in the GHETTO and has style!

DAMN wigga did u see J-Lo'z ghettolicious booty??!! Im talkin bout DAMN!!!

by David January 2, 2004

Verflixt

German word for "Darn"

Das verflixt Mädchen!

by David April 26, 2004

usy

a massive orgy for jewish teenagers

David went to usy and h.u with two girls at the same time

by david November 9, 2006