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"You got perty hair..."
by Dave January 15, 2004
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honor

"What is honor anymore? How can two mighty nations fight honorably if they both have to use dishonorable methods on occasion? Is honor something that gradually changes through time?"
by Dave November 30, 2004
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pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
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The Bast

Reffering to the most horrifying person, possibly in the world - Guy Sebastian.
Made up by Ross Noble on Triple J.
Can be Used as a deregatory comment.
jeez, you must have had a rough night, you look like the bast
by Dave January 05, 2005
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Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
by Dave May 23, 2004
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Closer

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.
"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me
by Dave September 15, 2004
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windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.
by Dave June 22, 2004
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