Dave's definitions

double

a shotgun with 2 barrels

theres a coyote out in the yard. fetch me my double.

by dave December 4, 2003

po-town

City of Poughkeepsie but also used to for the Town of Poughkeepsie by use whiteys that wanna be tougher than we already are.

Mike: Man, you're on tough motherfucka...Where you from?

Dave: Po-Town, New York.

Mike: Oh... no shit, you're from Po-Town.

by Dave March 24, 2005

Burger King

Better than McDonald's

Burger King owns McDonald's face.

by Dave May 13, 2005

opinionism

All things involving opinions, sometimes including bias & obnoxious behavior.

"Because this is a country founded on opinionism (among other things too), the opinions of stupid people are taken into account. That is what's screwing up this country. It's always opinion VS opinion. Intelligence VS intelligence. Although it's free-will, it spreads like wildfire and there's no controlling it......now that I word it like this, you're probably thinking I'm an anti-American communist. Which is VERY far from the truth, you prejudmental bastard."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

PLA 2nd Artillery

The name of the PLA's (People's Liberation Army) nuclear force.

I assume the 1st Artillery is mostly the common conventional explosives, fired in barrages from distant mortars and howitzers, etc.

"The PLA 2nd Artillery sounds scary when you read this definition..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

movie

*A motion picture, usually made in Hollywood and lasting for roughly one hour. There are all kinds of movies.

*A slang term referring to an argument being carried out by two or more individuals. Called so because of the amount of drama that is used.

"*sees a verbal fight being carried out* What the fuck's going on here?"
"Shh! Quiet! We got a movie going on here!"

by Dave February 15, 2005

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004