Dave's definitions

Truckie

The only real type of firefighter. They go in without water and search for people before the fire is out.

There are only 2 types of firefighter, Truckies and those who want to be truckies.

by Dave March 24, 2005

Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.

Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...

by Dave March 24, 2005

Playing Sonic

Sliding one's finger rhythmically and quickly.

i.e. female masturbation

<Dave> man where's Angie
<Fred> shes been playing sonic the whole time
<Angie> >_>

by Dave March 27, 2005

shenaniganization

When a normal and/or serious coversation or message board thread becomes overrun and distorted by silliness and general tomfoolery.

"You are witnessing the shenaniganization of another thread."

by Dave March 28, 2005

GSW

gun shot wound for short. known to have been used as an acronym since the civil war era

GSW amputated left arm, return to duty

by dave March 28, 2005

smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

by dave May 13, 2005

plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

by Dave March 31, 2005