Vagina

The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".

Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me

"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
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Volgin

A big-as-fuck ruskie who happens to be one of the main villians in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He wears a Soviet trenchcoat, has scars all over his face, and wears a suit underneath the t-coat that apparently is electrical. He is also an ex-champion of boxing; this is proven when you see him beat the shit out of Snake in the E3 2004 trailer for MGS3.
"Welcome to my country....and to my unit."
-Volgin
by Dave September 09, 2004
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comrade

*A partner, especially in military-related things.

*The communist term to refer to a friend or ally.
"Welcome to Russia, comrade!"
-russian dude greeting you in Russia
by Dave March 26, 2004
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Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.
"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."
by Dave October 06, 2004
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magma

*Molten rock, lava.

*A term referring to being extremely hot.
"What's magma?"
-the main character, by Tommy Lee Jones, in Volcano

"It's fucking magma here in Arabia."
-a soldier taking off his helmet and wiping his forehead
by Dave September 10, 2004
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dirt track

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob
If the river runs red take the dirt track instead
by dave February 15, 2005
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Samurai Jack

A rather decent show by Genndy Tartakovsky, which is played on Cartoon Network. It's about a samurai called Jack (called so by a group of ghetto-speaking thugs in the second episode), and how he is ripped into the future where the almighty being Aku (japanese literal meaning for "evil") rules all, including various locations in the heavens.

Yes, it is a type of rip on anime, and there was even a character on an episode that looked like Jigen from Lupin III. But with its cinematic soundtrack & other interesting things, you really could do worse. In fact, the purpose of this show is NOT to rip on anime! It's called APPRECIATION OF CULTURES! Unfortunately, people just don't get it. -_-'
"Aku is funny. I thought the funniest episode of the show was when he was trying to brainwash the children into disliking Jack, by reading them a bunch of fractured fairytales."
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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