Dave's definitions

Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004

Jim Caviezel

He played as Jesus in The Passion Of Christ.

"Give him a wig and beard, and lo'n'behold : it's Jesus!"
-me

by Dave March 18, 2004

space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.

the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum

by dave December 7, 2003

Kidz Bop

A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes!! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?!

"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time."
-me

by Dave November 6, 2004

O Canada

A midnight show on the CN (Cartoon Network); a collection of the most fucked-up cartoons known in the history of God's green planet. Well, not ALL the shows were that weird, but about 80% of'em were. Not that they weren't funny however.

You want an example? Tough shit. O Canada isn't airing on the CN anymore. Which is bad.....but it has some goodness to its being gone though. ^_^

by Dave January 16, 2004

Cobra

*A slang term referring to a man's penis.

*The main enemy of the GI Joe storyline; a heavily-armed, highly-trained, highly-disciplined, ruthless terrorist organization, operating under the guise of various civilian firms, whose ultimate goal is world domination. Their leader is Cobra Commander.

*The Boss's unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, consisting of The Pain, The Fury, The Fear, The Sorrow, and The End. Considered by many to be very unoriginal on KCEJ's part.

"Cobraaaaaaaa!!"
-battle-cry of the Cobra unit in GI Joe.

by Dave September 28, 2004

Aderol

A type of drug that is used to encourage the chemical reaction in your brain to do work, especially schoolwork.

"Aderol is handy but it makes my muscles anxious."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004