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beercan

by Dave February 11, 2004
mugGet the beercanmug.

chopsticks

*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!
"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."
by Dave May 16, 2004
mugGet the chopsticksmug.

scholarship

A very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.
"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
mugGet the scholarshipmug.

glomp

To latch onto someone in a hug.
"I like to glomp hot chicks. ^-^ lol"
by Dave May 16, 2004
mugGet the glompmug.

dego

Racist slur for a person of italian heritage.
"Mussolini was a dego who ruled Italy with an iron grip, almost similar to Hitler."
by Dave January 14, 2004
mugGet the degomug.

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.
man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck
by dave January 9, 2004
mugGet the cuntingmug.

beff

by Dave October 24, 2003
mugGet the beffmug.

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