Dave's definitions

oh, my, gawd

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.

"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl

by Dave March 30, 2004

metempsychosis

See reincarnation .

"Metempsychosis is another term for reincarnation. Not too many people are familiar with this word."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Portteus

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

by Dave October 11, 2004

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

Air Tight

When a girl takes on three guys at once, one in the ass, mouth and the pussy. All at the same time; hence see becomes, air tight.

Man we had a DP going and then she took another cock in the mouth, shit she was air tight.

by Dave May 14, 2004

Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Gameboy Advance

AKA : the triumphant return of the Super Nintendo!

"The GBA is 32-bit, but the games remind me of the glorious ol' days of the Super Nintendo....^_^ ^_^ ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004