Dave's definitions

closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

by Dave May 22, 2004

techno language

When a girl by the name of Izzy amazed me with a amazing reply to some old bastard who was dising her i gave her knowledgeable reply this title.

"that was some amazing techno language"

by Dave April 23, 2004

Sauoce

Verb ~ To get a bitch off your nuts.
Spanish (Alex C. Estrella ~*!21!*~)

Teacher ~ Alex, do your work.
Alex ~ SAUOCE!

by Dave January 14, 2005

Death

*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.

"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"

by Dave July 19, 2004

jimbo luckin

a situation in which a family member interupts an explicit moment between lovers. the 'jimbo luckin' may or may not choose to end the phone call, dependant on the levels of danger and respective exilleration

"take your finger out of my arse dear, my mums on the phone.. actually keep it right...THERE!!!"

by Dave November 28, 2004

anti-American

Scum who are oblivious to how lucky they have it here in the United States. American-born anti-Americans are the worst.

"If you don't like it then fuck off."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004