Crystal's definitions

axl rose

sexiest man every.....that is before all the braids and shit. guns n roses was the best band ever and velvet revolver will never surpass guns n roses because they truly were/are the BEST rock band to ever exist. damn axl is fucking sexy.

damn i think i just had an orgasim

by crystal March 4, 2005

retugly trog

1. retarded ugly troll dog
2.its what u would call the walking bag of std's that considers herself a thesbian
by the way all those fucking losers at alvarez high that think they' re gothic, need to either get a life or die imidiatly so that the rest of the world can go on knowing that the freaks and mistakes have all gone away and have been taken care of (shot)

look at that walking bag os std's
ya shes a fucking loser
ya she looks like a retugly trog

by crystal May 29, 2003

anus sucker

someone that enjoys sucking on a mans anus and is clearly addicted

stop being an anus sucker and let me suck on it

by Crystal April 15, 2005

cheesey biscuts

Something you can say, instead if "shit" or "damn" or that kind if comment.

Man: You just got an F on your report David. You Suck.
David: Cheesey Biscuts!

by Crystal February 8, 2005

hm

1) a random boredom word
2) something you say while thinking
3) a gorgeous female of great power

'hm, now what was i thinking?'

by crystal April 2, 2003

headache

when ur brain is laughing at ur own stupidity...

a brain freeze, u get it but u just keep drinking

by crystal August 2, 2004

claudio

*Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name
*The first love that some girl met in an art museum in Italy when she was 16. Follows him around the world via e-mails to meet agin 4 years later in New York like in the movie "An Affair to Remember"...only without the crippled legs.
*also see; "Fabio"...twin brother with Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name.

crystal~"oh, that's a picture of Claudio". Heidi~"wow, he's hot...does he have a brother?" Crystal~"Yeah, his name is Fabio" Heidi~"I wanna go to Italy!"

by Crystal May 19, 2004