Chrissy's definitions

Vaganus

Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure

Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..

by Chrissy February 15, 2004

Smash

Smash is a special lady who will make you cry, laugh and hit her in less then an hour. She comes from a troubles background in Moco md, but she does not let the man keep her down she is a member of the p crew and will blow your mind and your wallet. Watch out for this little animal

Smash shows no mercy

by Chrissy November 14, 2004

nutful

a word meaning crazy or odd.

Yo you is mad funny but u nutful as hell.

by Chrissy May 13, 2005

Sister Mary Norbert

a mean principal from a crappy ass school. Also known as Captain Dyke

Stupid Captain Dyke gave me the six foot rule for hugging someone. How gay is that?

by Chrissy May 23, 2004

homophobe

someone thats scared of homos.

I'm a homophobe. Gay eople scare me shitless.

by chrissy April 12, 2003

homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!

..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.

by chrissy March 15, 2005

Lena

Lena is the most lovable, sweetest, sexiest girl you will ever meet, she’ll sweep you off your feet when ur not even expecting it. The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart; generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humour. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Strong confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate, and absolutely breathtaking. Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She can make u the happiest person and make your life so much better. Lena is so loyal you know she’ll be there for you in your darkest of times so make sure u spend your best of times with her. I can literally go in for pages about Lena because there is so much to say about her, I don’t think there’s enough words to sum Lena up because there’s so much to her to love. Lena is always compared to an angel due to her overbearingly holy like presence, but you should always remember that Lena is very unique so if u find her you should definitely hold her tight and never let her go. She loves hugs and cuddles so be sure to give her lots those, and staying up late so you can talk to her for hours. She is the living proof that God is capable of reproducing perfectly made spirits.

Omg is that an angel, no it's Lena

by Chrissy August 22, 2023