Chris P's definitions

Machan

Covertly ntering your partner from behind while under the guise of doing it doggy-style. As soon as he.she relaxes, screaming "Look out-Big Bird!" and vomiting on his/her head. Also can be used to describe having anal sex with multiple partners in a train fashion when vomiting on the person in front of you when one person yells "Look out! Big Bird".

Kevin had a bunch of circus midgets over at his trailer last night and they all Machaned - it was a mess.

by Chris P November 26, 2004

thrush

serious term of abuse (even stronger than "armpit"), but suitable for use in polite company where the target individual is not just a fool, but an annoying fool.

"you THRUSH!"
"why thrush??"
I'll explain in private....
later...
"because you are an irritating cunt."

by Chris P December 10, 2004

dimoloo

a sweet, funny, and very attractive woman; currently dating a "Junebug"

That girl was so sweet and beautiful, she sure was Dimoloo.

by Chris P January 27, 2004

Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.

Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.

by Chris P September 1, 2008

monkys

Someone who is very stupid and generally sucks at life.

Alyssa is honestly such a monkys, she can’t do anything. She sucks at video games, school and sports.

by Chris P May 19, 2019