dog-walked

When you go out to walk your dog, and you get dragged around by him/her.

Old guy: lol who is walking who?
Mike: shut up please?
Old guy: *yelling* YOUR GETTING DOG-WALKED!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Smackable-face

A smackable-face is when some one looks at you, encouraging for you to smack there sassy face

Damnit billy, don't give me the 'smackable-face', or you know what's gonna happen!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

fucuntit

Fucuntit is here by on a swear. It is a combo of fuck, cunt, and tit

boi, that kid is really fucuntit in the head, you know?

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

grandma's stairs

Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house

Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks

Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)

"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

cape cod clam steamer

The cape cod clam steamer, aka cccs, is a sex position. You go to cape cod, dig up some clams in the ocean, and then boil the by forcing them up your gf's vagina.

That cape cod clam steamer was piping hot

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016