Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

by Boi_person February 15, 2017

raichuing

Raichuing is when you clip your testies to a car battery and cum in a girl. While you cum it will electrocute her vag for the ultimate orgasm. The last step is to scream "RAICHU!!!" While you are doing it.

Ash: yo, Brock, I did some serious raichuing to some jigglypuffs, wanna come and do it too?
Brock: nah I'm good fam

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

grandma's stairs

Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house

Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks

Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)

"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

over the counter baby

A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby

Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

ultranigger

Basically just a huge farm vehicle made for picking cotton

Fuck regular niggers when you got that ultranigger

by Boi_person May 21, 2016