Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Boi

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

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Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

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When you or your friend gets out of the water at a beach and pus on some crok flip-flops

Ok, Timmy, let's go. *puts of croks* "SQEAK" DAMN IT, TIMMY! take off those sqeak-flops!

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A smackable-face is when some one looks at you, encouraging for you to smack there sassy face

Damnit billy, don't give me the 'smackable-face', or you know what's gonna happen!

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Fucuntit is here by on a swear. It is a combo of fuck, cunt, and tit

boi, that kid is really fucuntit in the head, you know?

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Storm trooper paridise

They be like: FUCK YEA ITS FRIDAY AT THE DEATHSTAR!

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A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby

Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool

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