Ben's definitions

larptard

someone who LARPs (live action roleplaying)and enjoys it more than leading their everyday lives. some cases of "larptards" have been known to practice being furries.

nice dragon costume yetman, that guy is a fckn "larptard".

by ben December 6, 2004

uber danis

Uber danis ness its a term that mean i think you are so cool

you are such an uber danis sir

by Ben March 23, 2005

sonf

The word song spelled incorrectly.

Woah this is my favorite sonf ever!! ...woops

by Ben October 12, 2007

last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

by Ben March 29, 2003

weggie

fat vegetarian

He some wacko weggie

by ben November 28, 2003

lixz

When vinnie starts the horny dance. He doddles around town like a cuddlemuffin screaming "Silly Goose" while giving roman helmets and pink elephant trunks to moaning little kids.

Vinne rips Jeffry a new one while he goes for a lixz in his innocent, virgin rectum.

by Ben December 12, 2004

Down To The Wire

The point in a game or competition where there is minutes to go with the score tied (ex. hockey) or both players one point away from victory (ex. ping pong)

>>With one minute to go, this game is down to the wire.

by Ben November 20, 2004