Definitions by Ben

jackpot 

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.

it's not retarded, jackpot.

jackpot by ben November 16, 2003

Pork chop chop 

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.

Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.

Pork chop chop by Ben November 16, 2003

buttmitton 

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

buttmitton by ben November 13, 2003

Mud guppies 

Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity

Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.

Mud guppies by ben November 12, 2003

Benz 

It can smoke a BMW or a Ferrari anyday. it is German Exotica in the form of full size sedans.

A Benz S65 can smoke a NASCAR anyday

Benz by Ben November 10, 2003

KOKLOADS 

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a yound male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

KOKLOADS by ben November 9, 2003

KOKLOADS 

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

KOKLOADS by ben November 9, 2003