Ben's definitions

what it is

something you say to someone that you want to fight, kinda like "what you got?"

Drew:you actin like a litte bitch
Ben: what it is?... see me

by ben May 13, 2005

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 11, 2003

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 5, 2005

on the bubble

rising to stardom

did you see him he's on the bubble

by ben February 4, 2004

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under "Gypsy Hypnosis" when he agreed to lend Kevin $150 while they were in Vegas.

by Ben October 18, 2005

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005