Ben's definitions

calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003

essex

home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did

a place where burbury rules

by ben December 6, 2004

Miami Heat

The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.

The Heat own. Enough said.

by Ben February 17, 2005

jackpot

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.

it's not retarded, jackpot.

by ben November 16, 2003

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003

vibrator

a pleasure tool for women, a dildo that vibrates

"that vibrator feels good."

by Ben February 8, 2003

Feef

To steal

I feefed myself a few dollars from my mom.

by Ben January 21, 2004