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something that comes out of your ass
"i done poo" said James

"Oh that was a nice crap" said Jen
poo by ben February 28, 2005
(nal.ga) 1.(n.) a slang term for an african american male
If you call a black man a nigger expect to get your ass kicked, if you call a black person a nalga expect death upon yourself and your family.
Nalga by Ben February 27, 2005

max payne 

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
max payne by ben February 25, 2005
One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.
Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.
Bilbo by Ben February 22, 2005
Ben came up with this brilliant acronym. It is used online and in real life. From a scale from 1-10 it is a 10 in terms of annoyingness.

Lacfy = Lets all clap for you (or any last letter depending on what it refers to).

You can use lacfy even when someone says something utterly irrelevant to the topic. Here are some examples:
Jason: I told Coach Artis that the Statue of Liberty is in South Africa and he believed me!
You: Lacfy

Jason: I can't stand you
You: Lacfy
lacfy by Ben February 21, 2005

808 Drums 

Or an "808" refer to the Roland TR-808 Rythem Machine that was popular in the 80s and 90s.

The 808 became popular because they could be opened up and "de-tuned" with a few knobs to produce diffrent sounds and outputs that would other wise not be possible from the 808. Commonly used to produce very low leaky sounding bass.

artists who use or refrence the 808 include: The Bestie Boys, Sir Mix Alot, Cypress Hill, Tom Jones, Afriak Bambaataa

more info can be found at the synthmuseum.com
nothing sounds quite like an 808.
808 Drums by ben February 19, 2005
1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..
Doze by Ben February 19, 2005