Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

by Beans March 01, 2020

Loom

One who craps his pants often. He is also rather flachuent, and farts a lot too. He smells as well

The Loom crapped his pants.

by Beans September 22, 2003

beantopia

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.

Mr. feinstein of history class

by beans March 25, 2005

sloof

something reely good. Used in place of cool or sweet or awesome.

aw man that game was sloof

by Beans March 31, 2004

lunch

Michael Riversongs cat

(rattish voice) OOOOOOOOH LUNCH!!!!

by beans January 23, 2005

coik

The sound of a gummie worm bouncing off someone's forehead in a tent.

I really coiked ya one. Yeah! Fuck you bitch!

by Beans April 13, 2004

highness

the state of being stoned, drunk, or high

After smokin the good stuff for an hour, i think i finally reached the highest highness dude

by beans March 30, 2005