Chazabuk

(Noun) - A Domesticated Animal that has the ability to assume human form, play online video games for hours on end, say pointless inane movie quotes and annoy hard working individuals.
Charles (A.K.A Superman) - A perfect example of what happens when wild uncontrollable Chazabuk's like these get introduced into a college where hard work and study are encouraged, it only see's the fun and destroys it.
by Batman November 20, 2003
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recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...
Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.
by Batman April 12, 2002
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scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.
Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.
by Batman May 20, 2004
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clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.
by batman December 12, 2002
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bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.
1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
by batman July 01, 2004
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D.K.

An artistic-like individual with a bent towards verbosing loudly and "feeding monkeys".
Your Saab makes you look like a D.K.
by batman April 16, 2006
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thekit

"Yo, MArtinez hook me up with a thekit"
by Batman March 06, 2005
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