wtfpwnd

what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.

holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)

by batman October 08, 2003

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 05, 2003

thekit

slang for three crack rocks

"Yo, MArtinez hook me up with a thekit"

by Batman March 07, 2005

scott savol

Fuckin owned

Best lookin man on the planet

"look its the best looking man on the planet. Fuckin owned

by Batman March 16, 2005

Franck

Strage Franco-germanic creature with large "Snozzle" prodtruding from the inner face. Often found with a multicoloured hat expending a wide variety of emotions daily.

Hey, Franck, get that snozzle outta here!

by Batman March 30, 2004

furry

a person who whishes to engage in sexual intercourse with a stuffed animal.

That furry stole my teddy bear... he can keep it.

by batman December 13, 2002