Batman 's definitions

orlanda

An Orlanda.

She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghetti.

My name is Orlanda, I like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.

by batman September 7, 2004

wazzu

The best fucking place on motherfucking earth. located in Pullman Washington

I'm going to Wazzu.

by Batman October 9, 2003

Maelstrom

Absolut Ownage.

Damn, The Maelstrom's 1339.

by Batman November 11, 2003

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

thekit

slang for three crack rocks

"Yo, MArtinez hook me up with a thekit"

by Batman March 6, 2005

lewt

loot.
money, prize, treasure, good stuff

0mg, i went on a dungeon raid today and got some phat lewt

by batman October 8, 2003

manseir

a device meant to hold in the massive moobs of an overweight man so he doesn't seem so fat. This product also has other names such as the Stevie-Wonder Bra

Rothman has such big man titties he needs a manseir

by Batman March 4, 2003