Batman's definitions

Fookoff

Fuck Off

Why dont you fuck off?

by Batman November 11, 2003

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001

orlanda

An Orlanda.

She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghetti.

My name is Orlanda, I like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.

by batman September 7, 2004

wazzu

The best fucking place on motherfucking earth. located in Pullman Washington

I'm going to Wazzu.

by Batman October 9, 2003

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

D.K.

An artistic-like individual with a bent towards verbosing loudly and "feeding monkeys".

Your Saab makes you look like a D.K.

by batman April 16, 2006