keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

pope mobile

the chariot of an old man

'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'

by batman March 19, 2005

irish

see drunk

ughh dude,i got so irish last night

by batman December 05, 2003

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 13, 2002

wtfpwnd

what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.

holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)

by batman October 08, 2003

wazzu

The best fucking place on motherfucking earth. located in Pullman Washington

I'm going to Wazzu.

by Batman October 09, 2003

scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.

Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.

by Batman May 20, 2004