When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.
by Austin December 01, 2003
An amazingly talented guitarist, with signature songs like Voodoo Child, Little Wing, Purple Haze, Red House, All Along the Watchtower, The Star Spangled Banner...etc. He only got to live for 27 years, but he was then easily remembered as the greatest guitarist in the world. He became the reason people learn to play guitar.
by Austin January 06, 2005
The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.
by Austin September 12, 2004
an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
by Austin January 28, 2007
by Austin February 16, 2004
MVP is either
Most Valueable player
or
Monster Vs Player
Monster VS player is usally used when
fight a very STRONG monster in a MMORPG
Most Valueable player
or
Monster Vs Player
Monster VS player is usally used when
fight a very STRONG monster in a MMORPG
by Austin December 13, 2004
man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech
by austin July 27, 2004