Aristotle's definitions

ether

A harsh-smelling chemical that is sometimes "huffed" so as to attain a feeling of immobility and an impairment of motor skills.

After drinking ten beers, Bill indulged in some ether and soon passed out.

by Aristotle January 15, 2003

icheologist

a person who studies all things "icky"

Leftist Donkey: according to my friend mark
Leftist Donkey: it's a person who studies all things icky.

by aristotle February 5, 2005

Garmunee

A multi-talented persom and the ultimate ladies man. Although they are surrounded by so much dimes, there's only one that catches there eye. Unfortunately they're never able to catch on to that one lucky person.

I just know bruno is gonna be famous in the future; he's such a garmunee!

Damn! He's a garmunee! Always pulling females!

by Aristotle August 6, 2017

oxy

Short for the term medication "oxycontin."

Jim blew an oxy pounded eight beers.

by Aristotle January 17, 2003