Andrew's definitions

deskmerc

Someone who partakes in activities of lewd sex with groups of Zoo Animals.

I caught Jason trying to climb into the Llama pen at the Zoo, I think he is a deskmerc.

by Andrew December 1, 2003

dogap

The space between a dog and a wall.

"Please clean the floors, and don't miss the dogap."

by Andrew June 2, 2003

pougely

often used as an antecedent to the word douche

a belittling term

Matt: whatsup pougely
Andrew: whatup my pougelydouche
Matt: touche

by Andrew December 23, 2003

the citadel

School that unfortunately produces cadets with no confidence. A group of cadets from the Citadel visited Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets in November, and after seeing that we aren’t locked up 24/7, they really started to feel bad. One cadet even got information on transferring. The Citadel doesn’t understand the meaning of college; not even the military is run like a daycare center. Remember guys, just because Citadel cadets before you put up with it, doesn’t mean it was the smartest thing to do.

After we told our girlfriends about the Citadel cadets, the girls felt so bad that they immediately began putting together care packages for them. Hell, we even paid the postage. Good luck guys.

by Andrew January 11, 2004

buck

1. the coolest of all people
2. term for dollar
3. steal
4. 100 mph
5. the opposite of bicker

yo buck, you eff-ing rule!
let me buck a buck.

i was doing a buck and some change down 295.
bicker, you are so not buck.

by andrew June 5, 2004

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

shitter

bad finger with that stanking shit on it

yo i spilled bong on me and i shitter

by andrew May 23, 2003