me's definitions

Cux

The act of masturbation or pleasuring oneself by touching one's genitals with a household object. i.e spoon, blender, hose, toothbrush.

1 I cuxed with a calculator last night! It was fucking awesome!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!

by Me April 12, 2004

Omarosa

Contestant on the hit TV show "The Apprentice" who played too many cards and got Trumped.

If you act like Omarosa while on the clock, don't expect being called "Employee of the Month" anytime soon.

by me April 12, 2004

hoecala(ocala)

also see slowcala

hoecala, slocala all the same filled with really old ppl horses and hot girls from vanguard!!!!!

by me April 14, 2004

metamorphosis

(n)- CD created by Hilary Duff's computerized voice, contains certain computerized songs such as "coming clean" and the very few songs that she does in fact sing sound like a drunk girl moaning into a microphone

Brainwashed Ten Year Old: I LOVE METAMORPHOSIS BY HILARY DUFF IT'S AMAZING!!!!!

Smart Person: AAAHHHHH!!! MY EARS!!!! I'M DEAF!!!!! I JUST LISTENED TO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!

by me April 15, 2004

med

shallow bitch that resides at the scool i go to.
synonyms- hypocrite, wannabe, moron, bitch, dumbass

Yes... Yes... we will go in the kitchen with the sharp knives

by me April 16, 2004

poo

Poo...A.K.A Poop, Shit, Dump...is the smelly ass solid stuff that comes out of the hole in your ass.

Polly popped a big poo into her bed pan.

by Me April 16, 2004

ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

by Me April 17, 2004