captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 08, 2006

maelstrom

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.

OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!

by Me July 30, 2004

Conan O'Brian

The best talk show host, funny mother fucker!

Sorry, I can't have sex with you now, I might miss Conan O'brian!!!

by me November 05, 2003

kiss

The best band ever in the history of rock!!! (also the best band in anything else) the original line-up is Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley, Paul Stanley, and Peter Criss. Kiss is AWESOMMMEEEEEEE...KISS RULLLLLEEEEESSSSSSS. I LOVE KISS!!!

KISS RULES!!!!....you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world...KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ME June 30, 2004

cannibal corpse

4 words. From Skin to Liquid.

Cannibal Corpse has an insane amount of talent and has really dreary sounding slow shit that kicks major quantities of ass.

by Me February 05, 2005

ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

by Me April 17, 2004

speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me May 13, 2005