by Josh February 12, 2004

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by Josh May 05, 2004

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.
Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried
by josh August 30, 2005

by Josh December 02, 2004

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.
I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.
by Josh June 03, 2010
