god's definitions

Rider

A flat out hoe.

Look at that prostitute and her rider boy friend!

by God July 3, 2006

nipsickle

when it is cold out side

fuck its nipsickle out here

by GOD March 12, 2003

life

its all about fucking dem hot hot ladeeeeez

"I wanna live life!"

by God March 16, 2003

flapnut

1) Nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) A lost homeless person in San Francisco
3) (Most common usage) An exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence

Being the little ass he is, Jonny yelled a "flapnut" during his gramdmother's funeral and shit his pants in the excitement.

by God March 19, 2003

vikings

The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!

by God March 19, 2003

Mental Stamina

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.

That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.

by God March 20, 2003

rock crusher

Crusher of rocks, usually accompanied by a yell of "YEAH!"

YEAH! He CRITICALS him with the Rock Crusher!

by God March 22, 2003