R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.
R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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guitar

An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.
by Anonymous October 04, 2003
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VIPES

by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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GHAX

Someone who attempts to obtain a Gmail account feverishly.
That GHAX just stole all those accounts from everyone.
by Anonymous June 28, 2004
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houyhnhnm

The epitamy of reason and morals; the dominant species of their land. There is a degenerate form of human inhabiting their island which they call Yahoo.
Background: Gulliver's Travels
A horse, with a language, governed solely by unimpeded reason. Lying, punishment, and government are unheard of on their island--that's how well reason governs them.
by anonymous November 09, 2004
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UCLA

A school of sad, sad kids. Apparently, due to the number of "Up" votes for anti-USC, pro-UCLA definitions, there are a lot of UCLA kids lurking around urban dictionary. Compare this to the noticeable, comparatively less number of "Up" votes for pro-USC, anti-UCLA definitions.

Here's the big secret: It's due to the fact that kids at USC have LIVES and usually don't hang around the web and try to one-up and bash their rival school on a WEBSITE.

Obvious conclusion: So many UCLA kids only frequent urban dictionary because they are worried and insecure, and can't one-up or bash the winners at the University of Southern California in any other arena but the safe and faceless world wide web.

Like I said: sad, sad kids. :(

Just wait and see how many "Down" votes there'll be for this definition, and you'll see how many insecure UCLA kids there are neurotically checking out UCLA definitions on urban dictionary.
Other words to describe many a UCLA kid:

Bitter
Loser
Desperate


Or just: Trojankiller
by anonymous April 18, 2005
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DJP

The elusive art of head bobbing, preferrably with a two-frame gif.

Originated in the Overclocked Remix forums.
"I can DJP, can you?"

"What the hell is a DJP?"
by Anonymous February 15, 2005
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