capsew

One without a penis who compensates by spamming message boards.

"Man, last week I had to deal with two Capsews on the forums."

by Anonymous January 08, 2005

wildcard

In baseball, when a team is too sucking to win their own division, they might still make it to the playoffs because of wildcard (which is like the biggest faggot invention ever, except for umpires), where the best team that didn't win their division in each league wins. Look if you can't win your own division you might as well not even play in the playoffs. Wildcard teams are pussy teams since they're too pussy to win their division.

Wildcard is the biggest faggot invention ever.

by anonymous August 02, 2004

Road trip

When one party takes a shit into another party's mouth (see New England Steamer), then the second party proceeds to move the defecation from their mouth to their chest (see Cleveland Steamer).

That shit went on a road trip!

by Anonymous July 29, 2004

SMP

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

by Anonymous February 04, 2003

Tobal

Assclown

Tobal is a assclown

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

havcock

A peice of property owned by HavokiDM. It is located in his pants and is very large. It is most desirable to women.

She could not resist the hav-cock

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

crennned

The act of being perpetually stoned, through copious amounts of devils lettuce.

"I had such a sh*tty day, when I got home, I got right crenned"

by Anonymous June 26, 2003