shoggoth

Amoeboid-shaped extra-planar demon one can summon for grotesque sexual gratification. Inspiration for many, many manga flicks, though the entity certainly should not be confused with a titillating cartoon character, however horrific.

Ex: "Umm, you need an Elder Sign to summon a shoggoth, but even with one, you will probably be killed before you can mold a protoplasmic pussy. Better stick with your sister, she doesn't know any better after the accident anyway," confided Cletus.

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

X-Vision

A Person who is Dominant in Basically Every Situation.(2) The Sickest Kat to Ever Touch a Keyboard,Period.

Words Affiliated with X-Vision are "Living-Legend".

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Ferndogg

The gayest guy alive. Loves the cock.

Damn that guy is a Ferndogg

by Anonymous September 02, 2003

JMU

James Madison University, the coolest fucking places ever
1) hottest girls
2) biggest parties
3) smart kids
4) better partiers
5) Southern bred

JMU is heaven

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

sonic

Sega's answer to Mario.

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

humpf

a feeling of utter frustration, but in a cute girlie way

"humpf, I'm too sleepy to wake up."

by Anonymous May 22, 2003