anonymous's definitions

limp biscuit

When you can't get a hard on.

After she made that remark to me I was just a limp biscuit.

by Anonymous November 6, 2006

M.I.L.F.

Any woman in her early 30s to late 40s. These women are in danger of being attacked by horny teenaged boys.

"Hurhur, she's a MILF."
"Get therapy, dude."

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

pocket rocket

a small bottle of booze.

I've got a pocket rocket to booze back.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

naawp

National Assn. for the Advancement of White People.

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

akers

Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

valium

a pill guys try to make you take so u loosen up

take some valium itll make u feel better

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

NATO

midget, short person; also see (fag)

by Anonymous May 27, 2003