Tyler's definitions

jumper

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

by Tyler December 15, 2003

urban golf

A game played in an unconventional environment (streets, alleys, sidewalks, etc.) using only a golf club and a ball, such as a tennis ball.
Competitors set up a course in a city-like environment and use targets like billboards and dumpsters as holes. Modeled after the sport of golf--only much cooler.

The five men packed into a van and proceeded with a game of URBAN GOLF, as they do every Saturday night.

by Tyler December 22, 2003

trippy

the real mccoy thats all

real mccoy while listening to pink floyd

by tyler December 31, 2003

Chooch

A word with a wide variety of uses

I just chooched that landing.

Your a chooch mc muffin.

Man he/she's choochey

by Tyler January 6, 2004

rice

cars believed to be cool by thier owners and only their owner. the kind of cars that dumbasses will equip with neons, 3 ft spoilers, and 10 inch "performance" mufflers.

his car is such a godamn peice of shit because its exactly like in fast and the furious

by tyler January 11, 2004

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

bizong

code word for bong when your parents are near.

hey take a ride over I just bought an ounce, we can chong it outa my bizong.

by Tyler January 15, 2004