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Definitions by Sam

pistol whip 

to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.
"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"
pistol whip by Sam January 27, 2004
A hick wears carhartts incoherently, is wearing them to winter carnival, and prom. As I said, see DORCHESTER.
hick by Sam January 21, 2004
often found in the deep dark rainforests of Dronfield, a squeeble is a pygmy covered in pink paint. Always on the look out for new things to feed on. Isn't fussy.
ARRRRRRRGHHHH!!! It's a Squeeble! Run!
squeeble by Sam January 20, 2004
The noise associated with Nightcrawler from Xmen 2, when he teleports from room to room, therefore "bomfing".
See bonus dvd in Xmen 2.
bomf by Sam January 20, 2004
An outburst of pent up anger and aggression, esp. involving football.
Origin, related to unknown football fan (supporter of Nottingham Forest?)
Striker misses gilt edged opportunity, Fan A smashes his chair in frustration
Fan B: "Don't have a Walshey!"
Walshey by Sam January 19, 2004
Verb - to not work right. From internet explorer error message.
I can't get there, the site's 404ing again
404 by Sam January 17, 2004

Macgyver 

Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.
Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock

Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!
Macgyver by Sam January 17, 2004