Paul's definitions

pebbledashing

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog

that shit was incredible i peebledashed!

by paul December 25, 2003

bogie

when blowing one's nose it's the bit that refuses to move,
lump surrounded by liquid snot

I have a bogie up my nose

by paul December 26, 2003

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003

sprawl

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

by paul December 26, 2003

hoot hoot yehudie

The first and second attempt to throw up followed by the first gush of pre digested food

Listen the next time you see someone going to the shit house to puke

by paul December 27, 2003

big spit

The act of throwing up

He drank to much and did a big spit

by paul December 27, 2003

italians

What romans evolved into

fiat, pasta, olive oil

by paul December 27, 2003