Paul's definitions

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 9, 2003

hedgebreader

Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.

Justin is a big hedgebreader when it comes to whole wheat

by Paul April 12, 2004

beemo

Beemo means anything. Originating from an African Tribe that used one word for everything. Sometimes mistaken for "be emo" but has nothing to do with emo. Usually said by great men who do great things.

"that band was really beemo tonight, unlike that damn beemo band the other night."

by Paul April 23, 2005

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 3, 2003

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003