Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

by Paul September 04, 2003

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 07, 2004

uninvisible

not invisible

Hey, you're uninvisible, man.

by Paul February 09, 2004

swart

woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.

Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!

by Paul June 18, 2006

The Day After Tomorrow

The Greatest Crappy in the world. Science in it doesn't make sense. Go with Geology students you will know what I mean.

I laughed threw The Day After Tomorrow. It isn't supposed to be funny though.

by Paul June 02, 2004

Homosectional

The types of cheap couches and living-room furniture that gay guys decorate with that are inconsistent with the stereotypical perception that gays are great decorators.

I thought that when we went to Jim and Kevin's new place we would see fabulous stuff. But their joint was crammed with Homosectionals.

by Paul August 23, 2004