Paul's definitions

human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

by Paul February 16, 2005

wing house

To receive head in the back of a car while eating hot wings, and your friend drives you around.

Chris was driving Jamie around last weekend while he was getting a wing house in the back the car .

by Paul February 16, 2005

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

flip

Lapit mga kaibigan at makinig kayo
Ako'y may dala-dalang, balita galing sa bayan ko
Nais kong ipamahagi ang mga kwento
Ang mga pangyayaring nagaganap
Sa lupang pinangako

if you kno wha this means, then your a flip...

wanna party? bring a flip to get tha party started!!

by Paul February 17, 2005

bow wow

FUCK do you nigger bitches not know how to spell!??!?

ok anyways, Bow Wow is a corporate little wannabe who wishes he was a gangsta but is really from the suburbs of Ohio. OH I BETTA NOT HAVE DISSED BOW WOW, he'd bust a cap in my ass...actually no he wont, he'll just tell his mommy.

listen to some of his songs.....

by paul February 19, 2005