Definitions by Paul

Shed-sheet 

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

Shed-sheet by Paul August 23, 2004

Bitch Bag 

A dress purchased by a boyfriend or pimp. THe dress is chosen not because he thinks the girl will like it. It is selected because the pimp or boyfriend likes how it might make his girl look.

Did you see Frank at the mall yesterday? He had like two new Bitch Bags for Sandy.

Bitch Bag by Paul August 23, 2004

Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

Ellenation by Paul August 23, 2004

Announcer 

A person who walks around in public places talking loudly on cellular phones almost as if they think everyone else will be interested in hearing one side of a conversation.

Did you see/hear that announcer on the elevator this morning?

Announcer by Paul August 23, 2004

Dine-and-Dick Date 

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

Dine-and-Dick Date by Paul August 23, 2004

WAG Relationship 

A code for a Fag Hag and Gay guy relationship that is strangely one sided where the woman meets the gay man's every need (excluding sex) seemingly in exchange for nothing. "Will And Grace" Relationship.

She needs to stop returning his calls. It's just a WAG Relationship.

WAG Relationship by Paul August 23, 2004

Screen Slaver 

The control applied in large corporations that remove PC users' rights to change their PC wallpaper and/or screen saver. Usually the company logo is both and cannot be edited or changed.

I hate or PC Support team. Everytime they address a technical problem they reset my Wallpaper - fuckin' SCreen Slavers.

Screen Slaver by Paul August 23, 2004