Paul's definitions

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 6, 2004

fucktard

1)A great word to express your utmost disdain and derision towards a extremely mentally impaired individual.

2) A Juggalo.

During the day he works at wallmart.

At night he paints his face and nuts like a clown.

FUCKTARD.

by Paul October 25, 2003

pleach

some one who is very good at many things, most commonly used in poker. a pleach gets many good hands and can bluff very well. if you have a pleach at your table they will most likley win.

Man they guy just got 3 royal flushes in a row, what a pleach. Cash me out.

by Paul February 13, 2005

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

bahoongus

a large big-headed kid with braces.

There goes Graham, I mean Bahoongus, walking down the hallway sucking dick.

by paul February 18, 2004

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004