Nick's definitions

autonomic

A word referring to the autonomic nervouse system. This is a word I can't pronounce and that is why I came and looked at this website.

That is an autonomic reaction.

by Nick January 5, 2005

cuz

'Cause, short for because blatently.

-why dont you like nickleback or puddle of mudd?

-"Cuz i said so you fucking maroon, you fuckin' rib-jockey"

by Nick January 23, 2004

peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004

Chickamuhow

A code word for saying "Yo homie." It is a random word made by myself. It is part of our code language called "Home Talk".

"Chickamuhow you wanna go somewhere tonight."

by Nick June 23, 2004

uber

abnormaly large and overwhelming, often used in positive form, known to be linked with the unnatural

I saw an uber flying rabbit, it was uberly awesome, its wings were covered in fairy dust as it flew over the dolphin hippies and dropped its evil curtain bombs on them

by Nick April 30, 2003

john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

by Nick May 13, 2005