Nick's definitions

swaffle

hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!

Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS

by Nick December 15, 2004

doggy style

where a guy spreads a girls cheaks very wide so he can stick his rounded tool inside her ass and move her cheeks around until you give her a cum butt.

damn shirly has a lot of white stuff in her ass.

by nick December 15, 2004

epakfokfal

Epakfokfal is everything. Epakfokfal is nothing. It is everything and nothing at the same time.

Who the hell left epakfokfal on the floor?

My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.

How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.

I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.

by Nick December 19, 2004

Boston Tea Party

A Gathering in which a group of people Tea Bag one person. A gangbang specializing in The hanging of testicales over ones face.

For not having testicles of her own, Janet compensated by having John, James, Rick, and Daniel hang all over her face.

by Nick December 20, 2004

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004

A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

A popa John

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

by Nick April 12, 2006