Nick's definitions

dilznik

the DICK

What are you? Afraid of heights? Jump off the dilznik biotch

by Nick August 3, 2003

yarg

a word meant to express utter dissatisfaction, some stress, and a little frazzle

"my car ran outta gas so now i have to walk all the way to 7-11, yarg"

by nick October 24, 2004

Liquid Glove Love

When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.

I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!

by Nick January 24, 2004

rediculous

The alternate spelling of ridiculous that is accepted world-wide except by Danielle.

Danielle: i knew you were gonna pull something ridiculous.
Nick: that wasn't that rediculous
Danielle: um.. i don't think so.

by Nick March 6, 2005

water sprinkler

The patriarch of all the lame, white male teenager dance moves that are commonly seen today in clubs and parties. Rumored to have been invented by some Irish guy named Cormac in the mid 1980's at a frat house in Boston, Massachusetts. To perform the move successfully, bend one arm at the elbow and place your hand/fist on the very back of your head. Hold the opposite arm straight out to the side. Leaning back slightly, bring the elbow of your bent arm rapidly to and from the tip of your nose, while simultaneous moving the outstretched towards the front of your body in equal increments the coincide with the flapping of the opposite arm. Do this until the outstretched arm cannot go across your body any further, then return to the original position and repeat as many times as needed to totally turn off a member of the oposite sex. If performed correctly, however, can look remarkably similar to a real like water sprinkler.

"Ian, thinking that just shuffling his feet was going to make him look like an idiot on the dance floor, pulled out all the stops and gambled with a water sprinkler to make the ladies notice him. Consequently, two minutes later, Rasheed is bumping and grinding with a bevy of white girls to pick and choose from, while Ian is outside hailing a cab, cursing the day he was born."

by Nick February 4, 2004

faggoth metal

a supposed black metal/metal band that actaully are media whores, and love to have their picture taken wherever they go.

Cradle Of Filth, dimmu borgir is kinda up there to but not as bad as Cradle Of Filth

by Nick January 29, 2005

that's nice

A polite way of saying, "I don't care."

Dude: I bought this really pimped CD.
Girl: That's nice.

by Nick March 5, 2005