Nick's definitions

Corriearklet

(n.)
The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognise each other and immediately pretend they haven't. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognising each other the whole length of the corridor.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Trogdor

mythical "wingaling" dragon, with lots of majesty, who burninates peasants, countrysides, and thatch-roofed cotages. Occasionally he will smite a Kerrek.

okay...the v's are consummate, not consonant. consummate means "perfect" or "immaculate", meaning that the teeth are made of perfect v's, which is why coach zee's attempts is so horrendous.

I said consummate v's! Consummate! Jeez...guy wouldn't know majesty if it jumped up and bit 'im in de face!

by Nick March 24, 2003

*whaaaaaaat*

what the HELL are you on about mate??

*whaaaaaaat*

by Nick February 21, 2003

Yatrikitis

One who has lost the ability to control their flatulance in frequency, setting, and decibel level. There is no known cure for this disease, but dietary changes may help.

Brian realized that he had contracted Yatrikitis when he let fly a 20 second rapid fire fart in the midst of dancing at a social gathering.

by Nick February 27, 2005

AIS Women

a gang of girls who like to hump

hilto sisters

by nick March 13, 2004

smelching

to steal or smuggle without being caught by the police.

I smelched the drugs into my room

by nick May 13, 2005

orgasmic telepathy

n. Communication by means other than through the normal senses capable of achieving high levels of sexual stimulation in the opposite sex that utilizes techniques similar to the vulcan's mind meld or aquaman's aquatic telepathy. Orgasmic telepathy, when mastered, is a great way to get women to do your bidding (sort of like aquaman controls fishies and other sea creatures)

How did you get Buffy to let you copy her homework?
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.

by nick February 16, 2006