Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 02, 2004

bluey

A Liverpudlian way to say a £10 note.

Got Change Of A Bluey So I Can Buy That Gram 'O' Weed Kidda!

by Scott February 28, 2005

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 17, 2004

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

Maku

Maku the strongest the best of the best

Damn your maku strong bro!!!

by Scott February 10, 2005