jeff's definitions

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

broing

My new fucking word biznitch!

Broooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg that's such a fun word to say

by Jeff March 18, 2005

Thrasher Bodycheck

The tragic end results of paying young athletes too much money while expecting them to understand the concept of 'responsibility'

I'm glad I wasn't in the Ferrari when Heatly pulled a Thrasher Bodycheck.

by jeff October 7, 2003

East-Junior-High

noun.
an extremely evil and boring place. One would go here to be bored or to participate in boring activities.

I went to East-Junior-High and died of boredom.

by Jeff May 6, 2003

omaf

adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work

Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

bad dog

while a girl is sucking your dick, you pull it out and spank her in the face while saying bad dog.

*smack *smack "bad dog"

by jeff April 19, 2004

Dance Dance Revolution

A popular arcade game in which you must use your feet to press arrows in coordination with what goes on on a screen infront of the player.

On a side note, also a great game.
The Japanese (Konami) are quite ingenious when it comes to unique, and as usual, very popular games. Take Metal Gear for example. It was rated one of the best games of the year back in the day, and still is with the new games and series coming out. DDR does not attract only ugly, pale young males, and no females. In my area there are plenty of both young healthy males and young cute girls that play the game.
"Homosexuals" is definitley the wrong term to be used when defining DDR. When 2 males go up together to play, they do not make contact with eachother nor do they make any sexual reactions to one another.

Dance Dance Revolution is a popular Japanese arcade game.

by Jeff August 10, 2003