jeff's definitions

chunkophiliac

One who derives sexual pleasure from 1.) being puked on; or 2.) puking on another person. Regurgitatd matter is usually enjoyed on the genitalia, and is sometimes licked off by the other party.

That weird bitch was a chunkophiliac, but I kinda liked it!

by Jeff February 22, 2004

hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 2, 2004

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

ashme

n.(1)means about the same as whatever, who cares, or same thing.

Rod: That's some flame!
Tod: You mean fire.
Rod: Ashme...

by Jeff November 4, 2003

gremble

v. - the act of being a gremlin. See also, to gremble.

Look at that gremlin over there. I think he's grembling!

by Jeff March 24, 2004

Thrasher Bodycheck

The tragic end results of paying young athletes too much money while expecting them to understand the concept of 'responsibility'

I'm glad I wasn't in the Ferrari when Heatly pulled a Thrasher Bodycheck.

by jeff October 7, 2003

omaf

adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work

Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.

by Jeff July 21, 2003