jeff's definitions

ashme

n.(1)means about the same as whatever, who cares, or same thing.

Rod: That's some flame!
Tod: You mean fire.
Rod: Ashme...

by Jeff November 4, 2003

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

nunziato

A cool guy who sits in front of you at law school. Especially if he's hot.

Look at that hot guy over there. He's such a Nunziato....but I only think that because I'm gay.

by Jeff July 24, 2003

let's get retarded

To get stupid drunk

Hey, lets go out and get retarded tonight!

by Jeff November 4, 2003

fuckus

The act of causing a fucking ruckus (fuk-us)

The bitch caused a FUCKUS in Staples before I shot her in her vag with a potatoe gun.

by jeff April 25, 2005

fom

word used when explaining how hood someone is. similar to the word douv

damn fom is way hood

by jeff March 22, 2005

evil empire

1.rage against the machines second album
2. the usa where people dont know that theyre rights are being stolen from them and the govement monitors all of our activities. If our goverment made a profit off of killing americans, they would kill us all

1.rages new album is insane esp that song bulls on parade
2.America???the country where a monkey can fly a space shuttle yet george bush screws the country over?

by jeff July 25, 2004