jeff's definitions

shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

carbunk

Comparative form of bunk. Also originated in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

See also: bunk, carbunktated

Bill Clinton's hummer in the White House is more than bunk, but less than carbunktated, so it's carbunk.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

antiwar protestor

Someone who believes that despite ending Nazism, Communism, Slavery, and Fascism, war never accomplished anything.

See all those antiwar protestors that think we should not have gone into Afghanistan

by Jeff February 27, 2004

Boice

adj.; To be totally jacked up, tore up and assed up.

"Why the hell are you so boice."

by Jeff November 2, 2003

Git box

the slang term for a "vagina" signifying the utter stupidity of the word, but it also has another meaning. The "Git" part means that you want to "get into", while the box simply signifies the woman's pussy.

Holy Shit! That Bitch has got one dandy gitbox! I'm 'a take a look at it!

by jeff May 13, 2005

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

tom blows goat

look at tom raw blowing that goat

by jeff September 18, 2003

Crazygonuts

A word (often used by Strongbad) to describe something that is going to be very fun and is to be looked forward to.

Aw man you guys, this party is going to be crazygonuts!

by Jeff September 11, 2003