jeff's definitions

lemours

Comes from the term EMO. Stupid kids who like to make scenes and draw attention to them selves because no one else cares about them and they just go home and cry in the corner. Likes to dress in tight jeans and punk band shirts.

here comes a stupid pack of lemours! stupid assholes

by Jeff December 13, 2004

Wahine

A bunny. Cute and fluffy-like. yay Bunnies!

Wahine is a bunny. To be cute and fluffy. Bunny-ish

by Jeff March 1, 2005

Keira Knightley

The hottest actress in the Known World

I'd love to lock that keira knightley's english muffin!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

uber

Uber meaning above all.... Untouchable!

CKR is more uber than JSB!!!

by jeff December 15, 2003

Mudpack

Fecal matter smeared around the anus preventing further matter from passing.

jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

by Jeff September 14, 2003

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003