shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

by Jeff July 12, 2003

trying

trying is something should never be done under any circumstance...for example this site has to many ppl trying...2 see someone that tried look up civic?

hey...look at me im trying...by looking ehhhhh

by jeff April 11, 2005

Free Mandela

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.

"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."

by Jeff February 15, 2005

Athens

Ohio University Athens is not a party school, it is the party school.
Athens is a small drinking town with a college problem.

"Let's go Uptown in Athens tonight, I hear one of my professors is doing a lecture on kegstands!"

by Jeff September 20, 2004

poodong

self explanitory.... someone who has poo on their dong usually the result of shoving their penis into someone's ass

hey there goes mr. poodong

by Jeff February 11, 2003

derf derf revolution

More fondly refered to as "derf" or "derf-derf" he is the most idiotic and worthless kid in my psych class. He laughs at everything you say to him which more often than not is an insult, usually referring to his step-mom who has fake titays.

hey derf, you ever see your moms fake boobs? cause you are worthless like that

by Jeff February 01, 2005