eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"
so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this
by ryan July 22, 2004
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Polygamy

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists
by Ryan December 01, 2004
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airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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Ryguy

A person who is extremely cool or is extremly good at glitching
I know a ryguy he showed me so many glitches and was so cool
by Ryan November 20, 2003
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Yurrie

Cock-juggling thunder cunt
Yurrie is a cock-juggling thunder cunt
by Ryan December 14, 2004
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Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.
by Ryan April 14, 2004
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Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.
We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
by Ryan May 13, 2005
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