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Yo man, you hangin out with Oscar today?? That dude owes me 80 bucks
ie-I was interested in purchasing an 80mg Oxy pill.
ie-I was interested in purchasing an 80mg Oxy pill.
by JoHn February 16, 2004
Get the oscarmug. 
by John March 10, 2005
Get the Quiznomug. There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.
by JOHN May 11, 2004
Get the t minus zeromug. Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
by John January 13, 2004
Get the santamug. 
Get the bonmug. by John September 10, 2003
Get the turdbastermug.