Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
by John January 14, 2004
One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.
by John September 01, 2003
To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.
by John February 19, 2005
Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of reefer they have.
1. I gave Jim $100 for an OZ, but all I got was this skeet dime bag.
2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.
2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.
by John February 04, 2005
Zimmy Whore, a crazy punk rocker who founded and leads of punk rock band "The Time Travelling Retro Whores" knows no bounds. Giving medical science the finger but not screwing his kidneys from constant binge drinking and many experts say he should be dead in the eyes of science. Once he was shot by a mystery assasin but survived and it inspired him to write the punk rock classic "Who shot Zimmy Whore"
by John November 04, 2004
1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
by john November 20, 2004