John's definitions

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

bent

Bent = Ben


noun - Ben
bent doesnt mean homosexual anymore

what does ben mean?

bent

I thought bent meant being homosexual?

no, it means ben

by John July 14, 2004

mank

some horrible dirty bastard from Manchester (Mostley known for steeling off old women). Most people who are from manchester are on the dole or stuck in dead end jobs, most of them have a drug adiction, they speak with horrible acents, wear kappa clothing and drink shandy

If you see someone with a shaven head and a long fringe they are a mank

by John June 21, 2003

dook

1. Nickname given to poo
2. Used as a disparaging term for an Asian person

1. Jesus, i just did the biggest dook in the toilet
2. Jesus, i just sucked off the biggest dook i've ever seen

by John March 22, 2003

nooberta

a person who sucks at halo 2

I killed that frickin NOOBERTA

by john December 17, 2004

funhat

a single gay man

i am a funhat

by john April 27, 2004

plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 2, 2004